Dumb Criminals

Don’t Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

Monday, December 8th, 2008 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

Drugs impair your judgment, clutter your mind and make you do stupid things. Like forget that police officers are standing five feet away from you.

One woman learned that lesson when she tried to light up a joint in front of an officer, according to the AP.

A state trooper pulled a woman over for a traffic violation. When the officer walked up to the window, the driver asked if she could take a smoke break because nothing calms the nerves like the sweet taste of coughed up lung matter.

Only the smoking stick she attempted to light was a marijuana cigarette. Her excuse? She left her crack pipe at home. (Not really, but a man can dream.)

The officer busted the woman for possession of paraphernalia. Too bad there isn’t a crime against violating the laws of common sense.

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