Don’t Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em
Monday, December 8th, 2008 • Filed under Cars, Drunks
Drugs impair your judgment, clutter your mind and make you do stupid things. Like forget that police officers are standing five feet away from you.
One woman learned that lesson when she tried to light up a joint in front of an officer, according to the AP.
A state trooper pulled a woman over for a traffic violation. When the officer walked up to the window, the driver asked if she could take a smoke break because nothing calms the nerves like the sweet taste of coughed up lung matter.
Only the smoking stick she attempted to light was a marijuana cigarette. Her excuse? She left her crack pipe at home. (Not really, but a man can dream.)
The officer busted the woman for possession of paraphernalia. Too bad there isn’t a crime against violating the laws of common sense.

yesssir says: January 10th, 2009 at 11:08 am
what a retard
Fred says: January 25th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
The most brilliant lady I have seen.. well mabye the opposite… but thats close enough
sissy owens says: March 13th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
you are such a retard i have to agree with yesssir about it lol but um i am really boired im sitten here in school i go to speake by the way im in the 9 grade and we have a free day in computer so i wanterd to look at funy pictures but then i end up here yea not my day