Dumb Criminals

Double DUI

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

The worst thing you can do is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is repeat yourself. Ok they get the message…

HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) — HARRISBURG — A man charged with drunken driving on the way to a drunken driving hearing said he probably will have to quit drinking.

Anthony R. Lilly, 74, of Susquehanna Township, Dauphin County, was arrested when his car struck a guardrail Tuesday as he was driving to District Judge Raymond Shugars’ office for a hearing on a Feb. 8 drunken-driving arrest, police said.

An officer found Lilly at the wheel smelling of alcohol, slurring his words and appearing disoriented, township Police Chief Rob Martin said. He said Lilly refused a Breathalyzer test and was charged with drunken driving and related charges.

Driving drunk on your way to your drunk driving hearing. Guess that means the defense will have to revise their opening statement.

Lilly spoke with the reporter who wrote the original story and told them, “I’ll have to quit.” Truer words were never spoken. Seriously, that’s not a cliche. There literally have been no truer words spoke according to the International Bureau of Weight and Measures.

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