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Drink and Drive-Thru

Monday, May 4th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Drinking and driving through a fast food drive-through lane is also never a good idea because that crap is unhealthier for you than a fried tire sandwich.

One drunk driver was arrested while trying to place an order at a drive-through window, according to The Leader.

The problem is the fast food joint was closed and the driver still tried to place an order. Surprisingly, the service was exactly the same.

An officer spotted this strange behavior and tried to administer a breath test, but the driver refused. If the test had been administered, the device would have found his blood alcohol level was over the legal limit and his stomach contents matched the same as a rotting pig.

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