Dumb Criminals

Drink and Drive-Thru

May 24, 2007 @ 11:56 pm · Filed under Cars, Drunks

What’s dumber than getting pulled over for drunk driving? Getting pulled over for drunk driving while you’re in a McDonald’s drive-thru. What’s dumber than getting pulled over for drunk driving while you’re in a McDonald’s drive-thru? You got me there.

CAMDEN, Ark. (AP) - A man who was a little slow in picking up his fast food has been charged with drunk driving. Police said they found Terrance Forte, 32, asleep behind the wheel in the drive-through lane at a McDonald’s restaurant.

Restaurant employees called police about 12:30 a.m. Saturday after waiting 15 minutes for Forte to drive from the first window to the second window in the drive-through.

Who wants to go drinking and then go eat McDonald’s? Usually, vomiting from drinking is all I can stand.

Apparently, he fell asleep in the drive-thru lane. He didn’t move to the next window for 15 minutes. Well, those air bags are like the world’s most comfortable pillows. You can’t help but fall asleep.

Thankfully, the cops got him off the road before he hurt himself or anyone else. Unfortunately, he never got his McDLT.



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11 Comments »

  1. matt C. Said,

    May 25, 2007 @ 10:45 am

    what a dumb fuck normaly i dont go throug the drive through when im drunk i send some one else for me

  2. Austin Miller Said,

    May 25, 2007 @ 11:52 am

    usually when you’re drunk, you want to go to a strip club, not a fast food joint. You go to mcD’s when you’ve been smoking pot, not chugging miller lite

  3. Ben Dover Said,

    May 30, 2007 @ 7:43 pm

    Ya, what a dumass, I’ve tributed this short rhyme to this guy: ” Getting drunk 24/7, gave a dam ho a yeast infection. Couldn’t get a 1203 on my SAT, so I’m tripping balls at Micky D’s. I got no mom. I got no dad. Yet I’m so drunk I think I’m glad. I’ve got no money, I live in a box, but you know what? I think it rocks….cuuuzz IM DRUNK…..” Now go break out that forty :)

  4. opp Said,

    June 4, 2007 @ 11:42 am

    what a freakking moorrroonn

  5. opp Said,

    June 4, 2007 @ 11:45 am

    austin miller is totaly right about the pot and mcD’s thing

  6. DICK Said,

    July 12, 2007 @ 3:22 pm

    YOU YOU STUPID WHITE PEOPLE NEED JESUS….WERE’S YOUR SIS..

  7. DICK Said,

    July 12, 2007 @ 3:23 pm

    YOU STUPID WHITE PEOPLE NEED JESUS….WERE’S YOUR SIS..

  8. me Said,

    July 20, 2007 @ 10:39 am

    this guy is a total idiot!

  9. mad red queen Said,

    October 1, 2007 @ 10:17 am

    Way to go, Dick. Seriously, if you hate us so much, why are you here- posting? Silly nutter butter. :)

  10. Jen Said,

    November 3, 2007 @ 7:12 pm

    I have said it before and I’ll say it again, IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE STORIES ON THE SITE, WHY ARE YOU ON IT!!!! DUH!!!

  11. Brooke Said,

    December 3, 2007 @ 12:42 pm

    yo man that’s fucked up

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