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Driving While Inane

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

leftDrinking and driving is never funny, but I’m willing to make an exception in this case.

A man celebrating the end of his 20 year jail sentence for driving while intoxicated get busted for driving while intoxicated, according to the Associated Press.

He spent 19 years in prison to be exact, after getting busted seven times for driving under the influence. You know, I’m no criminologist, but I’m starting to see a pattern here.

Naturally, the man entered “not guilty” pleas in court on his latest driving charges. Two more and he gets a free pizza.

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  • ace says: July 5th, 2010 at 5:57 am

    Something is missing here. 20 years for DUI? What state was he in? Better not jay-walk there. Two month minimum in the slammer.

  • gma says: July 5th, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Click on the link to the Associated Press for the entire article. 20-year sentence was imposed because his seventh conviction included killing a 20-year old man while he was driving drunk.

  • Albert DAVILA says: July 22nd, 2010 at 9:07 am

    POOR GUY MAYBE SOMEBODY SHOULD GET HIM A KEG!!WHAT HAPPEN TO, “DESIGNATED DRIVER?”

  • TED says: July 31st, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    No, not just a DUI, SEVEN DUI’s. Guy got what he deserved. That nit wit could have ended up killing one of my family members. 20 years? Sounds appropriate. 50ยข says that when he’s out.. he will do it again.

  • TED says: July 31st, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    He did kill someone. Now, I’d say he got off light.

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