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Driving with Logic Suspended

Monday, August 31st, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

Don’t give police a reason to pull you over. Some people, however, are screaming for it.

A woman with 45 drinking and driving violations on her record was pulled over for driving with a beer, according to UPI.

Police originally pulled her over because they spotted a 24 ounce beer can in her lap. The only way it could more poetic is if she was drinking through a crazy straw.

What’s was is the car she was driving had been reported as stolen. Please say she was driving a donut truck, please say she was driving a donut truck…

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  • Kelly says: September 4th, 2009 at 12:31 am

    Why do we trust such people with a set of keys, a license and a car? She deserves to be reduced to pushing her open container around on a wheelbarrow.

  • :D says: September 4th, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Okay, she was driving a donut truck, are you happy now?

  • Roxy says: September 9th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    with 45 violation i would think she would have her license pulled

  • smeth says: September 29th, 2009 at 2:41 am

    with any more than 2 dui’s she should be in prison for attepmted manslaughter.

  • Puffy says: April 2nd, 2010 at 12:06 am

    Seriously, what is this woman doing behind the wheel. I’m pretty sure that legally after your 4th DUI you get permanent suspension.

  • Nick says: June 14th, 2010 at 11:43 am

    Does anyone putting comments on here think? I garuntee that she does not have a license. Not having a driver’s license does not prevent your car from starting.

    They just need to lock her up and throw away the key.

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