Drunks Turn Up In the Oddest Places
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks
Don’t go drunk because you’ll end up in prison. Sometimes you aren’t even the one who is being arrested. You just end up in prison because you’re so drunk that you mistook it for a really cheap hotel.
Like this one guy who went to prison drunk and got arrested for being drunk, according to the AP.
Jail officials alerted police of the man’s condition and police spotted the man driving away from the jail. Police were nice enough to give him a ride back.
This was also the man’s third DWI charge in the last 10 years. Well, at least he’ll have friends in the joint.

Mike says: April 29th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
You really need an editor. Your stories are pretty incohearent.
josh says: May 6th, 2009 at 9:05 am
that waz good piss thnx
ninja says: May 11th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
wow now ill never be able to pea again without laughing my *** off great thanx!!
steve says: June 3rd, 2009 at 9:22 am
thought the prison was a cheap hotel. Welcome to Elsworth prison and resort. We’ll keep the spotlight on for you. Plan your escape today!
mspears says: September 30th, 2009 at 1:32 am
Mike… you really need a spellchecker. Or a remedial English course. There’s no “a” in “incoherent”.
hardcore says: March 14th, 2011 at 9:12 am
Wow that guy was dum