Dumb Criminals

Drunks Turn Up In the Oddest Places

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

Don’t go drunk because you’ll end up in prison. Sometimes you aren’t even the one who is being arrested. You just end up in prison because you’re so drunk that you mistook it for a really cheap hotel.

Like this one guy who went to prison drunk and got arrested for being drunk, according to the AP.

Jail officials alerted police of the man’s condition and police spotted the man driving away from the jail. Police were nice enough to give him a ride back.

This was also the man’s third DWI charge in the last 10 years. Well, at least he’ll have friends in the joint.

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