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Friday, October 3rd, 2008 • Filed under Cars, Robberies

No one likes small cars. After all, this is America, home of the gas guzzling, 10-ton, 12 wheeled truck van helicopter that has cup holders big enough to keep a crock pot all safe and snug. That’s why this crime didn’t happen here.

Some robbers in Malaysia had to leave their loot behind because the getaway car they brought wasn’t big enough to carry it, according to the AP.

The robbers tried to hijack a van loaded with cash, $1.3 million to be exact. That’ll sweeten your weekend or at least make you forget you live in Malaysia. (No offense, Malaysians. I’m sure your country rocks. We still need the hits.)

Unfortunately, the car they stole and planned to stash their stash for their heist could only hold about half of that. They would have more room if it wasn’t for all the clowns.

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