Fast Food, Slow Minds
Thursday, March 30th, 2006 • Filed under Cars, Drugs, Guns
Drugs — a dangerous thing.
Drugs and guns — a very dangerous thing.
Drugs, guns, a McDonald’s drive-thru and an extreme case of the munchies — now you’re just making my job “dangerously” easy.
LAWRENCE, Ind. (WRTV 6) — Lawrence police are calling two Indianapolis men the dumbest crooks they have ever seen.
Eugene Dobbins, 21, and Jeffrey Ware, 19, face charges ranging from criminal recklessness and carrying a handgun without a permit to drug possession and dealing.
The men were caught during a fast food drive-through fiasco, 6News’ Linda Allen reported.
The incident occurred Monday at about 1:30 a.m. Police said the men, apparently hungry, went through the drive-through at a McDonald’s on Pendleton Pike.
Police said the men thought their order was taking too long when they tried to speed things up with a gun. An employee called 911.
Why do people believe that violence is the answer to everything, especially when it comes to guns? Violence doesn’t solve anything except war. It also solves the threat of violence. Oh and struggles of power and, in some rare cases, it answers the question, “I dunno, where do you want to go tonight?” But other than those cases, violence is never the answer.
Dobbins and Ware, the Dumby Twins, were tired of waiting for their McDLTs (which probably took so long because McDonald’s doesn’t offer them anymore), so they whipped out a “peacemaker” and fired a shot just to prove their point.
Here’s the kicker: while McDonald’s employees called police, Dobbins and Ware waited for police to arrive. One of the officers told the local media they were the dumbest crooks they had ever seen. Sigh, my work here is done.