Dumb Criminals

Fast Moving Violations

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 • Filed under Cars

How do you rack up 15 moving violations in 11 minutes? Forgetting to wear a seat belt is a good start.

One driver did just that in Switzerland, according to the AP.

First off, the driver sped past a police officer at 100 mph. What is worth driving 100 mph for to reach? Did Pepsi re-release Crystal Pepsi?

Then he drives too close to oncoming traffic, speeds through a stop sign and refuses to stop for police officers who are trying to pull him over. Wow, there must be a New-New-Coke.

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  • noah says: January 11th, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    I know a cop that went to a store robbery and after watching the video tape from the crime relized that the criminal was outside that store talking with everyone, even the cops thinking they would not find him. if it was me i would have run far and fast.

  • noah says: January 21st, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    but on the other hand i love tough cops plowing my own butt

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