Glass Eyes
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Cars, Drugs
A man was pulled over for suspicion of DUI. The officer had him walk the white line to prove his sobriety. After the man stumbled about, he explained to the officer that he could not walk straight because he had a glass eye. Suspecting the man was lying, the officer asked the man which of his eyes was the glass. The man replied, “Both of them.”

Kori says: August 12th, 2008 at 12:34 am