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Godzilla Spoiler Alert

Sunday, May 18th, 2014 • Filed under Cars, Theft

Have you ever had a driving nightmare? I’ve had them countless times, and I only just got my license. Subconsciously however, sometimes I’m driving from the backseat. Sometimes my brake and gas pedals switch. Sometimes Linkin Park is playing through the speakers. Sometimes I have bumper stickers on my car. The list goes on.

Yet I’ve never crashed into a giant lizardlike being. A man in Florida, however, crashed into an alligator while driving a stolen Honda Civic.  He had been driving at a cop-evading speed, then slammed into the poor creature and spiraled into the road’s medium. According to The Smoking Gun, the police found him with a set of shaved keys typically used for auto theft.  Though due to the nature of the animal, it also could have been a crocodile. Nobody will ever know.

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