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Saturday, June 28th, 2014 • Filed under Cars

What are your favorite schoolbus memories? My mom fondly remembers kids attempting to smoke out of the windows and mooning the driver, while my personal treasury features the time the driver berated first grader me for being scared of a spider.

I guess anyone can make new memories, right? That’s exactly what this Florida 12 year old did. He located a schoolbus in a driveway while riding his bike in the middle of the night. The bus was parked with the keys still inside, so he did what any reasonable preteen would do at 4 am: took it for a joyride to Wal-Mart. According to Huffington Post, no one noticed anything suspicious until the kid attempted to park. However, nobody visiting a Wal-Mart under the cloak of moonlight is really renowned for intellectual expertise anyway.

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