Holy Shift!
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 • Filed under Cars, Guns, Theft
If someone told you that someone tried to steal a car but didn’t know how to drive it, the very moment of trying to fathom the level of stupidity we have reached at this day and age would probably make your head explode. Well, get ready to put down some newspapers.
A guy who didn’t know how to drive a manual car tried to steal a manual car, according to UPI.
Actually, the story says it was a whole group of them, which means there wasn’t a strong enough brain between them to combine into one big smart brain to realize none of them could drive a manual car. It’s science.
To be fair, they probably didn’t know it was a manual by the time they got in the car. They probably just thought it was one of those cars you operate rectally.
And also to be fair, when my old man tried to teach me to drive a manual by using the old “throw the kid in the pool to teach him how to swim” by making me drive in real traffic, I cried like a little bitch. So in all honesty, my father almost drowned me — twice.
Sammy the Kid says: November 19th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
People who ate lead base paint chips
:. CHUlA BABy .: says: November 20th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
OMG! IF I WUZ STEAliN A FUKKiN CAR i WUlD ATlEAST MAKE SURE i KNEW hOW 2 DRiVE THE dAM CAR!
HAHA bUT iTS STiLl FUNNy 2 SEE SUM1 STEAL A CAR && dONT KNO HOW TO dRiVE iT
da_best457 says: November 20th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
what a bunch of freaking reatards!
Tiny says: November 20th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Dumbasses
hunter1200 says: December 1st, 2008 at 3:28 pm
WHAT A FUCKING JACKASS I MEAN WHO THE FUCKING HELL WOULD STEAL A CAR AND NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IT. I MEAN THIS GUY REACHED A WHOLE NEW LEVEL IN STUPIDITY.
lungy mclung says: December 11th, 2008 at 9:13 am
It’s quite funny how the people who just commented on this story are actually more retarded than the people the story is based on, im looking at YOU :. CHUlA BABy .: You are the retards.
Teeth-Whiteners Exposed says: December 15th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Try to steal a car that you don’t know how to drive? I don’t know — Al Gore tried to steal ownership of the entire Internet, and, from the looks of his “work” on global warming, he can’t even do a basic Internet search on the term “climate change.”
DEEJIE says: January 3rd, 2009 at 6:45 pm
lungy mclung,
CHUIA BABY isn’t retarded. He just can’t type, or spell.
Innocent Bystander says: January 7th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Lame, barly worth the time to publish/read it.
X-elemental says: January 10th, 2009 at 9:08 am
Hmm. If I read correctly, it was several guys.
Mass psychology, prob.
Your MOM says: January 13th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Ale Gore is better then Bush at least. He won the election but gave it up because the government ordered a recount. The people for Bush just said. Who f*king cares. So they ditched the idea and made bush automatically president. When Florida finished, Ale Gore had more votes because of his environmental thinking. In the end your economy is screwed up because of bush and the government owes America 3 trillion bucks. Obama would solve the economical problems but not the environmental problems. Most of you are Americans and you don’t know this? I’m a frikin Canadian and I know one thing about America more than you! Disgrace!
Not Your Mom says: February 2nd, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Your MOM is wrong – several independent studies showed that Bush won in Florida by a margin of several hundred votes. We also owe closer to 10 trillion US dollars, not 3. Nationalization is not the answer to our economic problems.
No! Your MOM says: May 6th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Your MOM says:
January 13th, 2009 at 7:07 pm.
Ale Gore is better then Bush at least.
1) U CeN’t SpeL
2)Gore would’ve bankrupted us in a matter of months trying to look for alternate energy sources
3)This isn’t a political site so calm down and talk about the re-re criminal