Dumb Criminals

I did not steal this truck

Saturday, June 25th, 2005 • Filed under Cars

Once a guy has a friend in jail, and his friend would not be released for a long time. He then decides to steal a car to bust his friend from jail. He goes to a tow yard in the middle of the night and picks a truck. The next morning he paints on the side of the car, “I did not steal this truck”. Later he busts into the jail and tries to rescue his friend, but the police notice that a truck had been stolen from a tow yard the night before, and he was pulled over while busting his friend. The man did save his friend, but then his friend freaks out and says, “You stole my old truck!” The man’s truck was being held in a tow yard until he was released from jail. The idiot who tried to save hs friend was busted, and the idiot’s friend just had to continue doing his time.

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