Dumb Criminals

If This Van’s a Smokin’, Somebody’s Tokin’

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Corrupt Cops, Drugs

You would think the police officer exams that are administered by departments would come with a common sense exam, but who the hell are we going to get to write it up? Heh, that was almost poetry.

Three cops were caught smoking pot in a police van, according to KGMB9.com.

The plot, along with the suspects’ heads, thicken. They were smoking pot in the parking lot of a softball field where cops were holding a softball tournament. That’s funny because using pot in a softball game is actually a performance enhancing substance.

The stoned cops tried to make a break for the exit but the other cops caught up to them. Then the umpire called them out.

Criminals by Email

I'll email you every time we post a new dumb criminal.

Sign up!
You'll like it, I promise!

Don't worry &mdash I won't email you about anything else.

Best of the Network

Real Haunted Houses
Who says ghosts aren't real? We have catalogued hundreds of haunted houses.

Dumb Warnings
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." You won't believe these warnings!