If This Van’s a Smokin’, Somebody’s Tokin’
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Corrupt Cops, Drugs
You would think the police officer exams that are administered by departments would come with a common sense exam, but who the hell are we going to get to write it up? Heh, that was almost poetry.
Three cops were caught smoking pot in a police van, according to KGMB9.com.
The plot, along with the suspects’ heads, thicken. They were smoking pot in the parking lot of a softball field where cops were holding a softball tournament. That’s funny because using pot in a softball game is actually a performance enhancing substance.
The stoned cops tried to make a break for the exit but the other cops caught up to them. Then the umpire called them out.
Len says: August 21st, 2009 at 8:43 am
Yet another reason to legalize pot!! lol
Maxassin says: August 22nd, 2009 at 3:11 am
ROTFFLMFAO
David Felde says: August 23rd, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Were these cops from sheboygan?????
Fishfood says: August 28th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Seriously Len, don’t laugh because you’re absolutely right! the list of benefits of legalization is long, while the negatives of it will certainly work out to be no more than alcohol and most likely less (for example pot is not physically addictive). The first and most important thing in legalization is that more than 15 million people will no longer be “criminals” subject to arrest. With over 800,000 possession arrests again last year like in 2007 & 2006, this factor is paramount. Then there are the revenue benefits from taxes and fees in regulating sales. There are creations of jobs. Removal of a large source of money for various criminal organizations including terror organizations and gangs. Freeing up federal, state and local law enforcement to concentrate on important crimes, freeing up court and municipal resources at all levels, lowering the cost of drug testing for businesses, giving citizens the choice of an alternative to alcohol which can kill, while no one has ever died from an overdose of pot and it is generally less debilitating to the senses. Imagine the help revenue from this could do for funding health care reform. People really need to start talking about this more in mainstream media outlets. Now is the time.
Ziggy says: September 13th, 2009 at 4:08 am
Maybe (and this is a big stretch here) they were undercover cops creating street cred for purchases and busts… OK, I cant hold the laughter in anymore.
“Hey officer, your eyes are glazed. You been eating doughnuts? Wait, whats that smell…..?”
Gary says: September 15th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
One Toke over the line “Sweet Jesus!”
smeth says: September 29th, 2009 at 2:47 am
how much ya wanna bet they confiscated that weed from someone they arrested for possesion.
mary says: October 4th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
how much ya wanna bet that the cops that caught them smoked the weed!
Charlie says: October 5th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
I’m sure their superiors came up with an excuse for them. Face it, we live in a “POLICE STATE” this is not a free country!!!
Fishfood critic aka Fishbowl. says: October 6th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
@Fishfood: I do hope you know that people die due to marijuana. such as that mother who killed the six children in her vehicle, as well as killing everyone but a little girl in the on-coming vehicle. The reason for an on-coming vehicle is because she was high on pot, and decided upon driving in the other lane. at a high speed.
Truth not bullshit says: October 17th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
critic aka Fishbowl , You are a ****** IDIOT she was DRUNK you stupid ****, if you don’t know what you are talking about SHUT THE **** UP and crawl back to your hole in the ground. She had pot in her system which does not mean she was high! It can stay in your system for 30-45days without impairing you in slightest. Get some Facts before you spout off at the mouth. Oh! Go drink your scotch you *******.
ArdentSun says: November 4th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Greatm let’s leagize and encourage pot. Let’s watch our country grow lazy and inept because they’d rather smoke pot than work or accomplish something. Motivation? Amibition? Who needs that, I’d rather be useless! Pass the joint, dude.
Seriously. All you idiots calling for the legalization of marijuana ignore the reason it was made illegal in the first place (Oh wait, it must have been because of some conspiracy cotton place against hemp. Which you hippies love because it glosses over fact with myth and makes it easier to express your long winded and pointless arguements). Seriously. Even going through University, the students I knew to be stoners did worse and worse. Come to think of it, pretty much everyone I know who dropped out smoked pot. But I’m sure that’s just a coincidence, right? I’m sure the angry stoner who responds is an accomplished individual in society, right? Maybe even the *head* Janitor!
ArdentSun says: November 4th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
And be sure to point out my typos to look smart. It’ll take focus off my arguement and make life easier for you. Taking the easy route would be fitting with the stoner philosophy, no?
dan says: December 18th, 2009 at 10:40 am
ok u lil ***** i make 46 dolla an hour n i smoke weed almost everyday so shut the **** up an quite talking **** not every stoner is a piece of **** just the majority im not for legalization but i hate *** like you who dont smoke an think ur better than me cuz i smoke
scTonio says: January 9th, 2010 at 11:42 am
Cops are into lines and smoking fire. That’s where they came up with the line of fire bullshit
cottonmouthLOL says: January 27th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
ardentsun, you posted that on another thread too. youre lame.
joseph_seno says: February 12th, 2010 at 11:22 pm
Ok this is for all you stupid retards who think pot is good for or that it should be legalized. 1. Yes marijuana kills brain cells. 2. Yes you can be addicted to it. (if you say no you can’t then why do you still smoke it) 3. You are right nobody has ever over dosed on it, but people have been killed by people driving under the influence. Just like drinking it slows the persons reaction time. Oh Dan if you want to talk smack back your facts up. ArdentSun just spoke the truth! And we can all tell by your spelling that you smoke pot!
maki says: February 14th, 2010 at 1:30 am
joeseph_seno-
1. no marijuana does not kill brain cells. the study was severely flawed. monkeys were injected with about 63 joints of high grade Columbian marijuana for about 8 minutes with special masks. 1. no one would smoke 63 joints in a day, 2 it was the lack of oxygen that made these monkeys lose brain cells.
2 you cant get addicted. you could get more addicted to patato chips than to marijuana. the number of people that go to treatment on their own accord is somewhere around 3 or ever 500 000 people. and i doubt those 3 people are actually addicted.
3 people who smoke shouldn’t operate cars. thats just common sense. any one who smokes and drives are idiots. but there have been tests done where smoking a spliff before driving actually have increased the drivers skill.
jay says: February 28th, 2010 at 8:59 am
sounds like everybody needs to shut up and smoke one
Puffy says: April 2nd, 2010 at 12:30 am
I bet they did smoke weed they took from someone else. My friend got caught with a nickelbag they arrested him and then they said that they “destroyed the marijuana”. How can you destroy evidence in an ongoing case? Toke Toke Toke.
gtown says: April 27th, 2010 at 11:32 pm
yo haha everyonez comments are HILARIOUS i agree wit truth not bullshit but i will not elaborate on the subject for fear that my constitutional rights of freedom of speech will b stepped on by some ******* with a stick up their *** that thinks their opinion is better than mine all i gotta say is “god made weed, man made alchohol” who do you trust???
ArdentIsIgnorant says: September 22nd, 2010 at 10:40 am
Pot was originally illegal because “Mexicans” brought it over. Dumbass, hemp has been a cash crop that practically funded and started America, but one racist law has cost thousands/millions of lives over time due to drug wars. Not to mention the billions of dollars it costs to keep it illegal. Oh, but the tobacco industry will pay the politicians plenty of cash to keep it illegal! Even the gangs could slip some cash too, because if it’s legal then it’s not profitable for the gangs to kill, smuggle, and sell drugs. Which means illegal pot = good for drug gangs/dealers. Plus you don’t see any Marijuana industries lobbying and paying politicians to vote against it, so why would politicians do it? It’s not their campaign money being spent, it’s the taxpayer’s dollars that’s being spent on keeping pot illegal.
Whatever says: December 18th, 2010 at 12:13 am
I don’t know every fact there is about Pot and smoking it, but I know from experience that it isn’t addictive and the only reason people don’t stop smoking it is because honestly, the affects are amazing. Yeah, its not the best thing for me, but I would use it everyday about 3 times during summer vacation and I have no problem quitting cold turkey for school. I also know from experience that smoking 1 bowl could be mind blowing for one person and barely affect another person. Also, I’m not sure if legalizing pot is such a good idea. Not because of what it does to people, but because the government would just raise the price and make it really bad. The better stuff would be more than it is and thats not including the tax. There would be more laws about it just like cigarettes and alcohol have legal limits only certain areas allow it. Yes, it would be nice to have it legalized, but not being legal isn’t so bad. Unless you get caught, that is. If you are against everything about it, I’m sorry for wasting your time, but I’m happy you read as far as this and I hope you consider not hating those who smoke pot because not all of them are as bad as you think.
MMACHICK187 says: January 1st, 2012 at 10:35 am
I PERSONALLY DNT AGREE WITH PEOPLE JUDGING OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT SMOKING POT I MEAN COME ON DOCTORS FILL SCRIPTS FOR PAIN KILLERS THT ARE VERY ADDICTING AND PEOPLE ARE TURNING SOMETHING THT GROWS FRM THE GROUND..A PLNT… NATURAL AND MAKING IT SOME BIG HUGE DEAL.. YES IT IS NOT THE BEST THING FOR PEOPLE TO DO BUT I WOULD RATHER SMOKE POT THEN TAKE PAIN KILLERS THT ARE GOING TO RUIN ME AND MAKE ME ADDICATED TO THEM AND LEGAL…UR TELLING ME PEOPLE WOULD RATHER HAVE ALCHOL AND BEER LEGAL WHICH IS VERY ADDICTING AND KILLS PEOPLE THEN A PLANT ROLLED IN A PAPER??? THT DNT MAKE NO SENSE WEED HELPS TO EASE PAIN IN CANCER PATIENTS..HELPS THEM TO EAT..GAIN WEIGHT..MAYBE A LITTLE LAZY BUT I WOULD RATHER BE HIGH AND LAZY THEN KILLING MYSELF WITH NARCOTICS..BEER..AND ALL MAN MADE DRUGS… BUT HEY THT IS JUST ME