http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/ We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:39:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/comment-page-1/#comment-29683 J.T. Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:50:31 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/#comment-29683 I can't believe you stupid dumb idiots are cussin' about BEER! Beer is stupid and it's a compliment to Canada that it's weak! I personally wouldn't know because I don't drink because it's STUPID! Just shut the heck up and move on idiots. I can’t believe you stupid dumb idiots are cussin’ about BEER! Beer is stupid and it’s a compliment to Canada that it’s weak! I personally wouldn’t know because I don’t drink because it’s STUPID! Just shut the heck up and move on idiots. ]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/comment-page-1/#comment-21288 Mad Red Queen Tue, 25 Sep 2007 13:37:44 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/#comment-21288 Erm, I generally don't give two shits about beer, but seriously, all you Canadians need to get off your high horse, 'ey? Seriously, get over it- I know people who chug american beers all day- so... 0.01% my fat a**- you've obviously never seen a drunken hillbilly, and trust me, some of them are just as committed to their wives and to their favorite Nascar driver as they are to their favorite american beer, and they'd rather slit their wrists than drink foreign liquor. I'm not siding with beer companies or saying that I promote the image of the drunken hillbilly, but anyone who's stupid enough to claim that ANYTHING in america is less than anythign Canadian is stupid as fuck. So congradulations, abacacus, you've won the generalization dunce cap award, go fuck yourself now. :) Erm, I generally don’t give two shits about beer, but seriously, all you Canadians need to get off your high horse, ‘ey? Seriously, get over it- I know people who chug american beers all day- so… 0.01% my fat a**- you’ve obviously never seen a drunken hillbilly, and trust me, some of them are just as committed to their wives and to their favorite Nascar driver as they are to their favorite american beer, and they’d rather slit their wrists than drink foreign liquor. I’m not siding with beer companies or saying that I promote the image of the drunken hillbilly, but anyone who’s stupid enough to claim that ANYTHING in america is less than anythign Canadian is stupid as fuck. So congradulations, abacacus, you’ve won the generalization dunce cap award, go fuck yourself now. ]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/comment-page-1/#comment-19755 me Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:06:02 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/#comment-19755 t-rev is makin a serious point about Germany P.S.**** CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!! t-rev is makin a serious point about Germany
P.S.**** CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!! ]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/comment-page-1/#comment-12352 t-rev Wed, 23 May 2007 17:40:32 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/#comment-12352 haha stupid canadians, they think they know everything, all beer is 5 to 10 percent alcohol and that is what all beer in america is. if you want to compare american beer to real beer, go to germany. haha stupid canadians, they think they know everything, all beer is 5 to 10 percent alcohol and that is what all beer in america is. if you want to compare american beer to real beer, go to germany. ]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/comment-page-1/#comment-6639 Idiot Tue, 03 Apr 2007 18:14:29 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/#comment-6639 You're a fucking idiot abacucus. .01 percent? I should seriously slap the shit out of you for saying that. Bud Light - 3 %, Budweiser - 4%, Heineken mini kegs will get you drunker than you can realize. And how about you try that new drink out called sparks, a nice new energy drink mixed with beer which equals about 10% alcohol per can, which is a tall boy. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, stupid Canadians. You’re a fucking idiot abacucus. .01 percent? I should seriously slap the shit out of you for saying that. Bud Light - 3 %, Budweiser - 4%, Heineken mini kegs will get you drunker than you can realize. And how about you try that new drink out called sparks, a nice new energy drink mixed with beer which equals about 10% alcohol per can, which is a tall boy. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, stupid Canadians. ]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/comment-page-1/#comment-4505 Clorentaylor Fri, 16 Mar 2007 21:20:22 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/#comment-4505 Whoa, did you upset some Canadians, or what? Whoa, did you upset some Canadians, or what? ]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/comment-page-1/#comment-4487 justin Fri, 16 Mar 2007 17:30:34 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/#comment-4487 yah in your opinion did you know that america's "non" alchoholic beer has 5% alcohol so within the bounderies of stupidity your far across the border yah in your opinion did you know that america’s “non” alchoholic beer has 5% alcohol so within the bounderies of stupidity your far across the border ]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/comment-page-1/#comment-2957 abacacus Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:59:13 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/#comment-2957 canadian beers weak? you ever evem drank a beer? american beer is almost 0.01 percent alcohol in my opinion. we at least run 5 and 10 percent. that, nd keiths is pretty strong if you know how 5to chug worth a crap canadian beers weak? you ever evem drank a beer? american beer is almost 0.01 percent alcohol in my opinion. we at least run 5 and 10 percent. that, nd keiths is pretty strong if you know how 5to chug worth a crap ]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/comment-page-1/#comment-1770 john Tue, 09 Jan 2007 20:48:54 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/in-prison-there-is-no-beer/#comment-1770 Umm Canadian beer like water?..Obvioulsy you have not been to Canada. Canadian beer is STRONG.. American beeris weak.. sorry to say Umm Canadian beer like water?..Obvioulsy you have not been to Canada.
Canadian beer is STRONG.. American beeris weak.. sorry to say ]]>