[Insert Your Own Dumb 'Drive-Thru' Joke Here]
Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 • Filed under Cars, Drunks
Oh, whoops, too late. Some newspaper already did.
The Morning Call reported rather humorously that a drunk driver crashed into a McDonald’s just a few feet away from a cop car.
Man, he’s lucky he didn’t crash into a Dunkin’ Donuts or the U.S. Attorney General would be there to throw him into a cell in Guantanamo Bay.
The driver was actually trying to navigate the drive-thru lane when he crashed into the wall. He was so drunk that he couldn’t handle the complexity of a drive-thru lane at a fast food restaurant.
The part of the wall he crashed into was next to a police car that happened to be “parked a few feet away.” He also never got his Happy Meal.
josh says: May 6th, 2009 at 9:03 am
i almost did that butt i wazint drunk
Anonymous says: February 1st, 2012 at 1:34 pm
So, in other words, the cop was *not* lovin’ it?