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Introducing the 2007 GeUh-Oh

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 • Filed under Cars

Trying to outrun the police in a Geo? Yeah, how’s that working for ya?

According to the Las Cruces Sun-News, a man tried to do just that and he got caught.

What did you expect to happen? He realized the Geo, a car that even homeless people can afford, realized it had an added flying option and flew off into the sunset.

He was pulled over for failing to display a license plate. Hey can you blame him? I wouldn’t want to be identified behind that ungodly piece of automotive junk.

The chase ended after the Geo went off-road because the Geo uses ballpoint pen springs for shocks.

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  • Allie says: January 31st, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    this is not een funny wow a police car outran a Geo i fell so…

    BOARED

  • m0 says: February 6th, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    I Lmao! Hilarious! The Hel With You Allie. Your Comments Are Obviously Brighter Than You And They Arent Even Worthy!
  • Tammy says: February 10th, 2008 at 4:57 am

    Hey, I loved my Geo, it was great on Gas. However, it couldn’t outrun a turtle.
  • Lia says: February 16th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Allie, shut up. Lol nice story.
  • Jack says: March 20th, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Allie mispelled “feel” as “fell” and “bored” as “boared.”

    At first it seemed like she was only making typos. But typos only show up randomly. It seems to be far more consistent then a random mishap.

  • Kate~the~Great says: April 4th, 2008 at 12:49 am

    Perhaps Allie is trying to ‘Munchausen Syndrome’ herself some ‘Fetal Alcohol Syndrome’, so she doesn’t even have to bother trying…i guess she really lazy…

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