It’s a Slam Dumb: A Special Report
Monday, January 5th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks
One of the NBA’s dumbest athletes, an actual award that’s given to one member of the NBA every year that happens to also be Charles Barkley, lived up to his honorary title.
The Smoking Gun reported that Barkley got busted for DUI and gave a really lame excuse for his actions.
He got pulled over just after New Years’ Eve for running a stop sign. He told police he was in a hurry so he could meet a woman he knew for sex. He shoots, he scores!
He then told the officer he would “tattoo your name on my ass” if he let him go. I’m not being judgmental, but a bribe should never involve Charles Barkley’s ass.
Instead police conducted a sobriety test, charged him with a misdemeanor at the scene and wrote him a ticket. There’s no word on if he let the officer write the ticket on his ass.
Cody says: January 5th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Famous people. Anyone willing to bet that will be on Tru-TV?
May says: January 5th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
The Smoking Gun IS on TruTv!
Matt says: January 21st, 2009 at 5:24 pm
That Charles Barkley! Always up to no good! i can’t belive that moron accutually used the excuse that basically said “Uh I’m gonna have a explosison in my pants if I don’t go” or “Please? I’ll put your name on my ***!”