Remember those old “Keystone Kops” movies (to those of you out there in BlogLand that are older than primordial slime) where some mixed up cop would drive away from the scene and into a police station in the midst of a high speed chase? Those were funny. Too bad stuff like that doesn’t happen in real life. Oh wait…

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (Arizona Republic) - A gunman who allegedly held up a bank was arrested minutes into his getaway attempt after he unwittingly tried to drive into Scottsdale police headquarters.

Randall Todd Wagner is suspected of handing a demand note to a teller at Bank of America, 3123 N. Scottsdale Road around 10 a.m., shortly before fleeing onto Indian School Road,police said.

Wagner, 39, was arrested after he momentarily tried to turn his Ford Taurus into Scottsdale’s Witzeman Public Safety Building, at Indian School and Granite Reef roads - a building swarming with uniformed police and fire personnel for a public dedication ceremony.

Man, this is DUMB. (HOW DUMB IS IT?!?)

It’s as dumb as a Weight Watchers convention holding their annual meeting at Sizzler.

It’s as dumb as naming your dog “Stay.”

It’s as dumb as a smoker trying to light up in an oxygen tent.

It’s as dumb as an episode of “Celebrity Jeopardy” starring Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole and Jessica Simpson that’s hosted by Dan Quayle.