Dumb Criminals

Just Desserts

Friday, August 7th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs

God I love the summer, everything about it. The beaches, the skimpy outfits, the cold sugary treats. Why they are so addictive, they should be illegal.

One man almost fulfilled my wish when he got caught selling cocaine out of an ice cream truck, according to WCBSTV.com.

He actually sold kids some ice cream and waited around for his other clientele who he may or may not have played the little song on his overhead speaker for.

Police spotted the guy get out of his truck and make a delivery to a nearby house. At least he was smart enough not to sell drugs out of a donut truck.

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