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Monday, October 12th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs
This case isn’t really a textbook definition of dumb, but it’s in the ballpark. If anything, it makes staying awake in high school chemistry a necessity.
A man caught with more than 1,700 pounds of pot on his person tried to hide the scent of his stash with limes, according to the Asheville Citizen-Times.
Police pulled the vehicle over and police dogs were alerted to the scent. The limes did nothing except giving the trailer a nice fragrance of lime. The limes were just narcotics Febreze.
Police initially stopped the vehicle because it was going 42 mph in a 60 mph zone. He would have been less conspicuous if he were trying to smuggle $6 million worth of pot across state lines on a pogo stick.
420 says: November 22nd, 2009 at 9:56 am
Now thats stupid..puff.puff.pass
Wes says: January 3rd, 2010 at 4:44 am
That’s what makes all criminals dumb. They all think they can break the law and get away with it.
killa says: January 4th, 2010 at 11:16 am
wow…wat about the one who called police to report her stolen pot????
rob-eee says: January 8th, 2010 at 11:31 am
totally fake who could carry 1700 POUNDS you wouldnt be ableto move
whats even more stupid is stopping him he was only going 42 in a 60…
i dont know if this is typo or this needs to be re written but if i was that criminal i can get my self outa this lawsuit right away because the police didnt have any right to stop him.
andy says: January 13th, 2010 at 9:39 am
Robz right. Think it thru editors. When was the last time you carried 1,700 lbs of anything on your person? Body fat doesn’t count…
riley says: January 27th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
stupid potheads. they all drive slow as shit …. they do everything in life slow. it’s like they volunteer to become mentally handicapped
barnes says: January 30th, 2010 at 4:24 am
If yall had paid any attention to the article you would have noticed it said ” trailer”, so that would imply a semi trailer. Which can carry that amout of weed. Plus alot of states have laws against driving to slow. Driving to slow is just as dangerous as driving to fast.
187Holla says: February 11th, 2010 at 5:54 am
First off they deff said he was Pulled over and the lime was to hide the smell in the TRAILOR. doesn’t matter if the drugs are in your car, your backpack, or even your ass its still considered drug possesion on your person. So for you idiots talking about if that was you, you would sue and get off, your just the next idiot going to try and use some other fruit to hide the smell lol
187Holla says: February 11th, 2010 at 5:57 am
And unless its hazard conditions out you will be pulled over for anything more than 5MPH UNDER the stated speed limit
king says: February 12th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
did the weed taste like limes?
Aquaman says: February 17th, 2010 at 10:43 am
Many highways have a posted minimum speed of 45 mph. You see stupidity like this all the time They are either driving an old junky car that none of the tail lights work, or they drive super fast or super slow. Another good one “OMG DUDE! Theres a cop right behind us! Throw the weed out the window!
Trevor says: February 21st, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Well, not all criminals are dumb. Take me for example.