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Monday, October 12th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs
This case isn’t really a textbook definition of dumb, but it’s in the ballpark. If anything, it makes staying awake in high school chemistry a necessity.
A man caught with more than 1,700 pounds of pot on his person tried to hide the scent of his stash with limes, according to the Asheville Citizen-Times.
Police pulled the vehicle over and police dogs were alerted to the scent. The limes did nothing except giving the trailer a nice fragrance of lime. The limes were just narcotics Febreze.
Police initially stopped the vehicle because it was going 42 mph in a 60 mph zone. He would have been less conspicuous if he were trying to smuggle $6 million worth of pot across state lines on a pogo stick.
420 says: November 22nd, 2009 at 9:56 am
Now thats stupid..puff.puff.pass
Wes says: January 3rd, 2010 at 4:44 am
That’s what makes all criminals dumb. They all think they can break the law and get away with it.
killa says: January 4th, 2010 at 11:16 am
wow…wat about the one who called police to report her stolen pot????
rob-eee says: January 8th, 2010 at 11:31 am
totally fake who could carry 1700 POUNDS you wouldnt be ableto move
whats even more stupid is stopping him he was only going 42 in a 60…
i dont know if this is typo or this needs to be re written but if i was that criminal i can get my self outa this lawsuit right away because the police didnt have any right to stop him.
andy says: January 13th, 2010 at 9:39 am
Robz right. Think it thru editors. When was the last time you carried 1,700 lbs of anything on your person? Body fat doesn’t count…
riley says: January 27th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
stupid potheads. they all drive slow as shit …. they do everything in life slow. it’s like they volunteer to become mentally handicapped
barnes says: January 30th, 2010 at 4:24 am
If yall had paid any attention to the article you would have noticed it said ” trailer”, so that would imply a semi trailer. Which can carry that amout of weed. Plus alot of states have laws against driving to slow. Driving to slow is just as dangerous as driving to fast.