Dumb Criminals

Lost Without a Clue

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

If you’re ever lost and are unable to find your way, a good way to get un-lost is with the help of the police. If the thing you are missing is decent grammar skills, the police, however, won’t be able to help you.

One man who got lost stopped at a police station for directions. The officer directed him in their nearest jail cell since he was blind stinking drunk, according to the AAP.

The man had to pick up grandchildren from school but didn’t know the way, so he stopped at a police station to ask for directions. Officers noted the man was very drunk and followed him. Apparently, they didn’t even need a drug smelling dog to detect how drunk he was.

Police found the man with his grandchildren in his car, administered an breath test and took him into their custody. This guy puts the “GPS” in “stupid grandpa.”

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  • Staci says: July 30th, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    This is the most stupid that he ever done. Driving drunk with his grandkids. That’s really danerous.

  • devo says: August 29th, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    Really… a 27 year old granparent, picking up his school aged grandchildren…. How full of sh^# are these articles???

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