Dumb Criminals

Making a Scene of the Crime

Friday, April 17th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries, Cars, Drugs

The worst thing anyone can do is repeat themselves. But the WORST thing anyone can do is repeat themselves.

One burglar learned that lesson when he tried to rob the same place twice, according to The Salem News.

The first time the suspect surprised the victim by breaking into his home as he was using the bathroom because he claimed he owed him money. I hope the victim had the good sense not to wash his hands, at least not until after he shook the suspect’s hand.

Then the victim noticed the suspect’s car in the parking lot sometime after and called the police. Police tracked down the suspect after he got into a hit and run accident with another car. Well, when ya gotta go…

Police not only caught up to the car, but they found cocaine in his house. Mystery solved, Watson.

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