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Maybe He Was Just in Freshmen English 101

Monday, February 16th, 2015 • Filed under Cars

What’s the worst place you’ve ever fallen asleep? A while ago, I had a nightmare I fell asleep while driving. Once I wrecked my car, I was so relieved that I could sleep because I didn’t have to drive anymore. As a little girl (in real life!), I performed in musicals at my church, and my father used to see me nodding off…while standing up, singing songs…in front of people.  Can you top that?

This guy sure did! A man in Texas was noticed by police sleeping in his truck in a Wal-Mart parking lot. This wouldn’t have been a big deal…except that he had hit another car and then promptly taken a nap. Sobriety tests revealed that he was in fact under intoxication, according to Huff Post. So heavy under, in fact, that he fell asleep while having his mug shot taken (which can be seen at the aforementioned link). Anyway, I’ll have what he’s having.

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