Missing Something? Other Than a Brain…
Monday, June 14th, 2010 • Filed under Cars, Drugs, Drunks
No matter how many times this happens, it still never ceases to amaze me. Even if it happens more than once in a same emergency call.
A man who called police to report a theft including his pot in the list of missing items…and then it gets weird, according to the The Oregonian.
The man told police he was “angry” because someone had stolen his weed, which is odd, not because he actually told police that he had weed in his position but because he was “angry.” How does a stoner get mad? (I swear that’s not the setup to a joke.)
Then he gets in his car and calls police to further express his anger over the department’s lack of efficiency in finding his weed. It turns out he was driving drunk when he made the second call. Quite a shocker, huh? He was able to get a clear cell phone signal from his car?!?
Smart Cookie says: June 20th, 2010 at 9:05 pm
IDIOT: Um police officer, someone just stole my crack rocks!
POPO: Um sir, what was that you just said???
IDIOT: Someone just stole my drugs! That’s against the law, man!
Gosh, of the idiots these days…
dipstik sitonit says: June 26th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
I would never call the police to report anything but, if somone stole the widescreen i brought off the junky down the street (presumably hot by the way) i would cuz, darnit, i paid 50 bucks for it!
popandblurp says: July 11th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
haha that reminds me of my brother he would stupid enough to do that
reaprgirl830 says: July 19th, 2010 at 5:14 pm
lmao. that is just some funny **** rite there. why the hell would any man sane or not call the cops bout stolen weed. that is just stupid. 1 its ilegal to even hold it practicly any where in the us and 2 he was drunk and driving thats 1 count of ilegal posetion of drugs and a dwi on top of that i think thats about 3 to 4 yrs in jail
CoreyWeston says: July 23rd, 2010 at 10:16 am
^^ where you live? dude get off easy if he where im at 6 months tops!
sammy g says: August 5th, 2010 at 9:28 pm
omg wht an idiot y didnt he just say :hi officer will u take me to jail plz:^)
D says: August 14th, 2010 at 9:15 am
I think it should possession not position. How can you have drugs in your position?
madlad says: August 25th, 2010 at 11:53 pm
your ****** dicks
Justanitguy says: September 27th, 2010 at 10:57 pm
How can it be possession if it was stolen? DUI, sure, but he didn’t have the weed.
OrlandoCalder says: October 14th, 2010 at 10:59 am
Stolen weed, driving drunk while on the phone with police…CLASSIC
firer says: October 16th, 2010 at 8:27 pm
I hope the weed was good not some bs
Micah says: October 22nd, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Wow. Seriuosly? He called back?
tu madre says: October 28th, 2010 at 11:13 am
FAIL!!!!!!
Kageame says: October 28th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
A woman sues Mcdonald’s because her coffee was so hot that is burned her.
JUDGE: Now what did you order mam?”
WOMAN: A hot coffee.
There was even a warning label to tell her that the coffee was hot and could cause injury.
Jennifer says: October 31st, 2010 at 11:12 pm
Funny
AWWWWWSNAP says: November 8th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
…………………………………………………………………………………………………………..hehehe….
Chris says: November 8th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
ummm first of all there are states now that you can call and report stolen bud its called medicinal pot…. 2 being that is the case then i guess it would be quite allright to do so… stoners busting on stoners thats awesome embrace your kind people
asomeness says: November 10th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
wow this guy is so stupid like the same thing my teacher told me today:there was a man who wanted to rob a bank the bank was busy so he grabbed a deposit slip and on the back he wrote “im a robr giv me the mony” as u notice he mispeled money and rober (thats not me abrivating)so as he waited in line to give the slip upside down he said “screw this” and walks across the street to the other bank andgav the deposit slip to the laddy behind the desk annd she said i cant take this deposit slip its for the bank across the street so he goes back across th street and waits in line then all of a suden the cops show up hes lik damit (the laddy across the street called the cops)
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Autumn says: November 14th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Yeah that was dumb, but who says stoners dont get angry? eveyone has emotions. Have you ever seen a smoker without cigarettes? they’re some angry people.
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BigD says: January 3rd, 2011 at 9:48 pm
olololololololololololololol these criminals is so dumb l9l00l00l0l0l0l00l0000l0l0l0l0ll lol,. because look at what he did, what kind of idiot would call about his weed i mean really?????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;