Dumb Criminals

My Car!

Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Cars

While grocery shopping at the local Kroger, a man’s car was stolen. Dumbfounded, the man stood on the curb trying to figure out what to do. His answer came just a few minutes later when the larcenist approached the man in the newly stolen vehicle and asked for directions.

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