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My Heart Will Go On

Sunday, September 9th, 2012 • Filed under Cars, Technology

How far would you go for love? For those of you Jacks and Roses out there, you probably know no limit. But for any Jacks and Megs, your love probably comes second to that of your instruments or saltines.

How about the 13 year olds on Xbox? One in particular was so enamored that she stole her brother’s car and mother’s debit card in preparation for a trek from Texas to Tennessee. This was after her Xbox, the means of communication with her “boyfriend”, had been confiscated. According to Scallywag And Vagabond, her father picked her up halfway through the trip and then even drove her the rest of the way. Sounds like agape to me.

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