Dumb Criminals

No Parent of the Year

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs

You have to wonder why some parents chose to become parents. I like to think they didn’t choose to become parents. They just chose whiskey instead of a library card.

One parent who left their child in a car during a drug deal called police when she couldn’t remember where she left the car, according to WPVI.

First off, anyone stupid enough to leave their child in a car on a hot summer day doesn’t do the word “stupid” justice. In fact, no word can. I’ll have to make one up – “ferschlingerosity”.

But one who does so they can buy drugs deserves another name and decorum prevents me from saying it here.

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