Dumb Criminals

No Pineapple, At Least

Monday, November 19th, 2012 • Filed under Cars

Frozen, greasy, cold, steaming, homemade, meaty, or vegetable-y…everybody loves pizza. There’s not much I wouldn’t do for a slice of pizza at any given time. Better yet if it was calorie-free. Or even just free.

Luckily I don’t have to give up my house to be offered pizza, unlike these people in Indiana. A man who had previously consumed five beers was having trouble driving (shocking enough), and was unable to stop himself from driving into a house. Needless to say, the inhabitants were unhappy. So he said the logical thing: “Want some pizza?” According to Huffington Post, he really did have a pizza and a bottle of hot sauce in the backseat of his car. Amends made?

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