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No Taxation Without Inebriation

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

Taxes suck. They are everywhere too, at the store, at your office, at home. They are the crazy ex-girlfriend of the finance world.

One man was so sick of them that he was willing to drive drunk to another state to avoid them, according to the Boston Herald.

Apparently, when his county imposed a new sales tax on alcohol, he drove to the adjoining county to avoid the tax. The problem is he was already wasted.

When police pulled him over, he said he always drinks and drives because “This is what I do.” The health benefits must suck but the hours are good.

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