Dumb Criminals

Not Cool, Man

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

Drunk driving is dumb. Drinking while driving is dumber. Drinking while driving the cooler that’s holding your booze is apparently possible.

WCAX.com said police fined a guy for driving a cooler under the influence.

He got busted for driving a “Cruisin’ Cooler,” a motorized drink cooler, perfect for the drunk driver who is constantly on the go.

What’s worse is he was caught driving the cooler swerving back and forth on the sidewalk. Isn’t driving one of those things enough proof that you’re not exactly sober?

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  • Jake says: October 1st, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    That’s hilarious! I think I’ll go out and buy one of them things, but fortunately for all I don’t drink alchohol.

  • jordie says: October 15th, 2008 at 8:06 am

    yo dis is the mst dumest **** i ever seen or heard. Like come on now like u could of came up with sumthing better than dat like come on now tv is more live dan dis ******* lolz
    luv ~~~~jordie~~~~

  • Len says: September 21st, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    jordie’s comment is funnier than the article,once you figure out what it says! lol

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