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Not-So-Fun Run

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

Fun runs are important. They provide awareness to an important issue, raise money for charity and get people exercising. The only time they aren’t fun is if they are from the police.

A man tried to flee from police twice in the same night just because he thought it would be fun, according to WCPO.com.

Police pulled the guy over and administered a field sobriety test. Then in the middle of the test, he started running from the cops. When they caught up to him, he said he ran because he thought it would be fun. Some towns really need a Six Flags more than others.

Then after they took him to the hospital for observation, he ran again and got away on foot. Police were unable to follow the trial of fun he left behind as he fled on foot.

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  • Ty says: May 12th, 2009 at 11:26 am

    HA! sound like my city! So fucking boring!

  • casey says: May 13th, 2009 at 9:44 am

    oh wow i here ya ty! my town sucks to, but runing from the cops for fun??

  • Kenny says: May 14th, 2009 at 3:01 am

    Well, you could always move to towns full of murderers. Maybe that would be exciting enough for you. :D

  • japon says: May 16th, 2009 at 6:38 am

    When i was a teen ager we used to do that in groups not alone ^^ I lived on an airforce base and their were MP (military police) that patrolled all night long. And one night we had the great idea to wait until the car got at like 10 feet, then we just turned around and sprinted XD Worked every time, the officer would park the car and start chasing us down… it worked great until the one of us (we were always 3 or 4 guys) got caught and confessed.. and of course the cop didnt believe any of it, so that went and got some sniffing dos to look for narcotics all through the fields that we just ran across. But we still had some good laughs from it and i certainly don’t regret a thing XD

  • steve says: June 3rd, 2009 at 9:18 am

    run run as fast as you can

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