Dumb Criminals

Not the Top Cop

Thursday, November 20th, 2008 • Filed under Cars, Corrupt Cops, Drunks

Once again, we don’t find anything remotely funny or amusing about drunk driving. It’s a rotten, selfish, horrible and sad fact of daily life that affects someone somewhere everyday. And I’ve just now realized I’ve made it impossible to write a joke in this entry.

Tokyo’s chief anti-drunk driving cop has been busted for drunk driving, according to Reuters.

He was caught after bumping into another car and veering off the road. He just avoided total tragedy by not teaching a weekend student driver’s course.

When he got out of the car, he reeked of alcohol and couldn’t walk straight, according to one police official. That’s efficient, a police officer who administers his own sobriety test. That’ll save the department some dollars.

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  • Melanie says: December 10th, 2008 at 4:46 am

    That is sad, but comforting for two reasons: One, it shows that even police chiefs are human and two, that some departments DO hold their own accountable.

  • steve says: June 3rd, 2009 at 7:26 am

    can you imagine the cop who has to book him. Your arresting your boss. theres a quick way of getting fired

  • Wes says: January 3rd, 2010 at 5:35 am

    It’s depressing when even those who teach against drunk driving are stupid enough to get behind the wheel drunk.

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