Dumb Criminals

One Impaired Driver

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks, Theft

Drinking impairs your judgment, numbs your senses and reduce your capacity for logic and common sense. Of course, if all three of those were pretty low before you hit the bar, you shouldn’t really be drinking in the first place.

One man learned that lesson when he left the scene of an accident and returned to it only to be arrested for drunk driving, according to WWL 870 AM.

It gets worse. He hitched a ride from someone who drove passed the accident, then stole his iPhone and the charger from his car. He’s dumb for leaving the scene of an accident. He’s dumb for stealing from the one guy who helped him. And he’s dumb for stealing his iPhone. Does he have any idea how much AT&T charges for roaming?

Just as police finished talking to the victim, the suspect actually drives back to the scene of the accident in another car. He also had the stolen cell phone still on him when police approached him. He got very mad with the cop and started kicking his vehicle and tried to kick him, so the officer sprayed him with a face-full of mace. The officer was kind enough to give him a second ride – to jail.

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