Dumb Criminals

Parking Violation

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007 • Filed under Cars, Drugs

This story caught my eye when I thought I read the headline, “Busty pair caught in parking lot.” Then when I read the story, I wrote this very disappointed blog entry and cried myself to sleep because I feel so alone.

According to the Associated Press, a deputy in Oregon “busted” a pair of suspects in the parking lot of the police station for possession of narcotics and driving a stolen vehicle.

The deputy was in the middle of arresting one suspect when he got a call about a stolen vehicle. He discovered it in the station’s parking lot. The city council members thanked the suspects for saving the city so much money on gasoline and police hours.

The deputy also discovered the suspects had methamphetamine in the truck and scales. One of the suspects claimed they were Lady Justice.

Police booked both of the suspects on drug possession charges. They also received a citation for ironic parking.

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