Dumb Criminals

Pimpmobiled Gets Pimped

Thursday, February 5th, 2009 • Filed under Cars

It’s dumb to get nabbed for a crime that you were just convicted of. Repeating yourself is dumb. It’s dumb to get nabbed for a crime that you were just convicted of. Repeating yourself is dumb.

One guy learned that lesson when he got stopped for a traffic violation after getting convicted for his traffic violations, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

He got stuck with his 13th violation and the judge ordered him not to drive his tricked out pimpmobile with monogrammed tires that read, “Mister Oldskool.” I hope it was his 13th style violation.

Police nabbed him driving his car from the courthouse. If you’re going to break a judge’s rders, don’t do it in a car that can be seen from space.

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