Police and Donuts Don’t Mix
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs
If you’re going to do something illegal, we don’t recommend it but make sure that (1) you don’t attract the attention of the cops and (2) you don’t do anything that involves the word “donuts.”
One guy learned that the hard way when he did “donuts” in his car in front of a nearby police academy, according to The Advertiser.
He also couldn’t have picked a worst time. It was during their graduation ceremony. I hope they got extra credit.
Then officers visited his home sometime later and found a big ol’ pile of marijuana. Apparently when he went on a munchie run and saw the “donuts” sign, he was just obeying orders.
murve duncon says: July 22nd, 2009 at 7:20 pm
officers arrest a man for eating more than one donut without police presence. he was charged with not sharing with a public servant and also possesion of icening in a public domain were there is allot of trafic while on a sugar high. he was sentanced to 90 days community service makeing long johns and injecting cream at his local policing department and made to share the douh. for 7 tormenting hours.
Mr. Correction says: February 3rd, 2011 at 11:11 am
“Officers arrest a man for eating more than one donut without police presence. He was charged with not sharing with a public servant and also possesion of icing in a public domain where there is a lot of traffic while on a sugar high. He was sentenced to 90 days community service making long johns and infecting cream at his local policing department and made to share the dough. For 7 tormenting hours.
Corrector of Mr. Correction says: March 24th, 2011 at 8:51 am
Officers arrested a man for eating more than one donut without police presence. He was charged with not sharing with a public servant and also possession of icing in a public domain where there is a lot of traffic while on a sugar high. He was sentenced to 90 days of community service making long johns and injecting cream at his local police department and made to share the dough for 7 tormenting hours.