Police Puppy Training
Friday, February 23rd, 2007 • Filed under Burglaries, Cars
Pop quiz, hot shot. What’s the worst thing that could happen to you out of these three scenarios?
1. You get caught at work wearing your favorite pair of leather pants backwards
2. You get your ass kicked by a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
3. You end up like this guy
CALGARY, Alberta (Reuters) – A would-be thief proved himself lacking in key skills like reconnaissance and driving after he tried to pull a heist beside a police-dog training site and then got stuck in the snow trying to flee.
Here’s the lowdown: Police were conducting some dog training when they heard an alarm coming from next door. As police went to the building to investigate, the burglar drove through a garage door almost striking the officer and his dog. Important safety tip: don’t ever almost kill an officer and his dog because it will make them slightly peaved.
But it wasn’t a clean getaway because his car got stuck in the snow, which marks the first time in history that Canadian snow has been useful.
What’s even worse is at the training facility was a marked police car in plain view of the burglarized building. I guess he thought because they were training, they were technically off the clock and couldn’t arrest him. Lesson learned.
Will says: May 10th, 2007 at 1:11 am
‘here doggie, come get the bumbling moron trying to rob the place next to us!”
anonymous says: October 21st, 2007 at 4:29 pm
I think number three is the worst thing.
Jen says: November 4th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Trying to rob places with dogs is retarded enough, but when 1) There is a police car in plain sight and 2) It is next door to where they train police dogs, is dumber than dumb! Help, I see dumb people!!!
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