Dumb Criminals

Roxanne, You Don’t Have to Admit that You Ran Through the Red Light…

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

There’s a difference between confessing to a crime and admitting to a crime just to gloat what you did to “the man.”

This guy learned that lesson when he ran a red light in front of a police officer, according to the Des Moines Register.

The guy was already about to be arrested for his third drunken driving charge, so he probably wasn’t the brightest beer in the six pack.

But his response to police clinched his stupidity. When police asked him why he ran the light, he allegedly told them, “Because it was red.” I wonder, is douchebaggery a misdemeanor or a felony?

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