Dumb Criminals

Roxanne, You Don’t Have to Admit that You Ran Through the Red Light…

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

There’s a difference between confessing to a crime and admitting to a crime just to gloat what you did to “the man.”

This guy learned that lesson when he ran a red light in front of a police officer, according to the Des Moines Register.

The guy was already about to be arrested for his third drunken driving charge, so he probably wasn’t the brightest beer in the six pack.

But his response to police clinched his stupidity. When police asked him why he ran the light, he allegedly told them, “Because it was red.” I wonder, is douchebaggery a misdemeanor or a felony?

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  • alyssa says: March 30th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    What an idiott?! because it was red.. yeahh that makes sense.

  • ckret2 says: April 17th, 2009 at 1:00 am

    Now, that’s just stupid. Stoplights don’t work like that. Everyone knows that red means stop, green means go, and yellow means floor it.

  • mucho says: July 2nd, 2009 at 10:06 am

    When police asked him why he ran the light, he allegedly told them, “Because it was red.

    why you ran the light? if its green, they won’t ask you that… am i correct?

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