Saving Police the Effort
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Theft
Look out New Zealand. America is coming for ya.
A man in Peoria who showed up a police station just moments after trying to steal a car, according to the Peoria Journal-Star.
It gets worse. He walked into the police station without his stolen car to ask for money for a bus ticket. Luckily, the officers had just such a ticket, a ticket to jail! Glad to see those crime reporting skills during my time at the Fox Network have finally paid off.
The city’s police chief called the man the city’s dumbest criminal ever. I wonder they actually have a plaque for that.