Still Not Parent of the Year
Monday, October 6th, 2008 • Filed under Cars, Drunks
We don’t care if you take your kids to ballet practice, their soccer match and home in time to do their studies and get to bed early. If you are doing it with a bottle of Jim Beam in the cup holder the entire time, you are still a lousy parent.
One parent learned that the hard way when in the middle of a drunk driving chase, he stopped at school to pick up his kids, according to The News-Review.
Police chased the man after he drove over a curb in front of a police officer and refused to stop. Maybe he’s the one who needs to go back to school. I learned that little fact in pre-K.
He didn’t stop until he pulled into a school parking lot where he was on his way to pick up his kids. Well that’s convenient, two errands in one stop.
Police ordered the man out of his vehicle at gunpoint and took him into their custody. I’m sure his kids were so embarrassed at school the next day and not just because he tried to kiss them hello in front of their friends.

Sammy the Kid says: October 7th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
This guy had drank so much he killed almost all of his brain cells to think that this was a good idea, I for one feel bad for the kids. They will never live this down.
Charli says: November 12th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Poor kids. It’s not fun when it happens at all, but to happen in front of all of you’re friends.
Some people shouldn’t be parents
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smeth says: September 29th, 2009 at 4:08 am
and no-one will control who is allow to have children. i think everyone on the dumb criminals blotter should be steralized.