Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before…
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs
Two wrongs never make a right. And that doesn’t necessarily mean that any odd number of total wrongs does equal a right. I was never good with math.
A guy trying to smuggle 5 kilos of heroin got caught because he ran a stop light, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.
The heroin was worth more than $1.5 million on the street. Maybe he figured he could just take the hit on the traffic ticket. Money always makes you cocky.
Police found the heroin hidden in a coffeemaker box. So it was either heroin or some really expensive Starbucks fresh ground.

Charles says: October 10th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
This guy is a fucking stupid pervert.
Travis says: October 15th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Charles you obvioulsy dont have a fuckin glue what the word pervert means you goddamn moron. Go shoot yourself in the head, fuckin dipshit.
Lauren says: November 2nd, 2009 at 10:14 am
Says the guy who spelt obviously incorrectly and said glue instead of clue. Get a hobby Travis
tyler says: November 4th, 2009 at 10:57 am
yall r all fucking stupid including the guy who did this stupid ass stunt
dendata says: November 21st, 2009 at 9:08 pm
everyone needs to calm down!! this website is called stupid criminals not angy bloggers! ha ha ha. chilout!
mike w says: February 11th, 2010 at 11:11 am
smoke some weed
I.P. Freely says: February 23rd, 2010 at 10:40 am
next time he should take his sweet ass pimp time and stopm at darn Stop sign.
heme says: February 23rd, 2010 at 10:43 am
I agree I.P. Freely
Jack Peck (: says: February 23rd, 2010 at 10:44 am
I do stop at stop signs homo
cheese whiz says: February 23rd, 2010 at 10:47 am
hey wats up
apple sauce says: February 23rd, 2010 at 10:48 am
life is like yaaaa
cheese whiz says: February 23rd, 2010 at 10:48 am
Chocolate Donuts!!!!!!
apple sauce says: February 23rd, 2010 at 10:49 am
if life so fair why do roses have thorns????
cheese whiz says: February 23rd, 2010 at 10:49 am
That guy was probably high when he couldn’t stop at the stop sign
apple sauce says: February 23rd, 2010 at 10:49 am
if there is no god… who will be there to pop up the next klenex???
Puffy says: April 1st, 2010 at 11:49 pm
What a dumbass. If I have 5 kilos of any kind of drug on me, I’m driving like my grandma. 10 and 2 baby.
Bob Bobbins says: April 8th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
LMAO @ Lauren. You spelled “spelled” wrong….Idiot. So now, you STFU and let them speak.