Dumb Criminals

Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before…

Thursday, September 24th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs

Two wrongs never make a right. And that doesn’t necessarily mean that any odd number of total wrongs does equal a right. I was never good with math.

A guy trying to smuggle 5 kilos of heroin got caught because he ran a stop light, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.

The heroin was worth more than $1.5 million on the street. Maybe he figured he could just take the hit on the traffic ticket. Money always makes you cocky.

Police found the heroin hidden in a coffeemaker box. So it was either heroin or some really expensive Starbucks fresh ground.

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