Dumb Criminals

Suspended Logic

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

Police usually frown on drunk driving. This incident probably made some of them smile.

A woman who earned a suspended license for driving drunk was driven to the police station to pick up her license by her husband who was also drunk, according to The Province.

What tipped police off that he might be drunk? He parked in a spot marked for “police vehicles only.” He must have known that police were going to take his vehicle as soon as he pulled up to the station.

If that wasn’t clear enough, police found several empty beer cans in his truck. His excuse? He didn’t have enough cup holders.

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