Take Some Time to Stop and Smoke Some Crack
Thursday, December 7th, 2006 • Filed under Cars, Drugs
ONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #3609 – Crack and car chases go together like peanut butter and ass.
STRATFORD, Conn. (Ananova) — A US thief was arrested after he repeatedly stopped during a police pursuit to smoke crack.
Police say the man, 45, from Stratford, Connecticut, had been driving a stolen car in Bridgeport.
The chase began after he attempted to pay for petrol with cards belonging to the car owner.
The story reports he eventually ditched the car after police started chasing him and stopped so he could take a rock break, and I don’t mean he stopped to air guitar to “Don’t Stop Believing.”
He jumped a fence with police closing in on his tail when he stopped a second time to smoke crack. Say Watson, I see a pattern forming.
Police apprehended him as he was standing on a boat where police found him (wait for it) smoking crack. You know, this is just a wild guess, but I think he might have a problem with drug use.
Chiari says: December 27th, 2006 at 10:02 pm
crackhead!
amy says: February 5th, 2007 at 12:14 am
what a dumbass
vanessa says: February 12th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
f***ing dumbass
Bigg Boom says: March 14th, 2007 at 9:36 am
CRACK CRACK!!!!! before i get locked down i got get one more hit!!!!!!!!!
Jon says: March 20th, 2007 at 10:42 am
Ok, he hits pretty high on the idiot-ometor.
gracedklutz says: April 2nd, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Wow. But he has to be a pretty fast runner if it takes the policemen three chances to catch him. Or they’re pretty slow.
Diamon says: May 9th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
LMAO that is too funny. Just like a crack head.
Mad Red Queen says: September 24th, 2007 at 9:29 am
Oh man, please. If this is true, then I think that the one factor Darwin didn’t count on when he said we were evolved from monkeys is that drugs apparently makes folk de-evolve into monkeys. Dumb, irrational, addicted monkeys.