Dumb Criminals

Take Some Time to Stop and Smoke Some Crack

images11.jpgONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #3609 - Crack and car chases go together like peanut butter and ass.

STRATFORD, Conn. (Ananova) — A US thief was arrested after he repeatedly stopped during a police pursuit to smoke crack.

Police say the man, 45, from Stratford, Connecticut, had been driving a stolen car in Bridgeport.

The chase began after he attempted to pay for petrol with cards belonging to the car owner.

The story reports he eventually ditched the car after police started chasing him and stopped so he could take a rock break, and I don’t mean he stopped to air guitar to “Don’t Stop Believing.”

He jumped a fence with police closing in on his tail when he stopped a second time to smoke crack. Say Watson, I see a pattern forming.

Police apprehended him as he was standing on a boat where police found him (wait for it) smoking crack. You know, this is just a wild guess, but I think he might have a problem with drug use.



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8 Comments »

  1. Chiari Said,

    December 27, 2006 @ 10:02 pm

    crackhead!
  2. amy Said,

    February 5, 2007 @ 12:14 am

    what a dumbass
  3. vanessa Said,

    February 12, 2007 @ 4:03 pm

    f***ing dumbass
  4. Bigg Boom Said,

    March 14, 2007 @ 9:36 am

    CRACK CRACK!!!!! before i get locked down i got get one more hit!!!!!!!!!
  5. Jon Said,

    March 20, 2007 @ 10:42 am

    Ok, he hits pretty high on the idiot-ometor.
  6. gracedklutz Said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 5:35 pm

    Wow. But he has to be a pretty fast runner if it takes the policemen three chances to catch him. Or they’re pretty slow.
  7. Diamon Said,

    May 9, 2007 @ 2:06 pm

    LMAO that is too funny. Just like a crack head.
  8. Mad Red Queen Said,

    September 24, 2007 @ 9:29 am

    Oh man, please. If this is true, then I think that the one factor Darwin didn’t count on when he said we were evolved from monkeys is that drugs apparently makes folk de-evolve into monkeys. Dumb, irrational, addicted monkeys.

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