Tapeheads
What’s dumber than stealing a car, an iPod and a video camera and leaving all three at the scene after a car chase? If you said leaving a tape you made of you and your dumb little buddies in the video camera, then you need to stop reading ahead and cheating. Seriously, you must be lousy to play “Trivial Pursuit” with.
ST. PAUL (Star Tribune) — Police were seeking four suspects, and they had caught three juveniles by Thursday night.
A sheriff’s deputy came across the tape in a stolen video camera that was recovered from a stolen car early Sunday morning in Vadnais Heights after a car chase and crash.
The driver and a passenger fled on foot, eluding the deputy. But in the vehicle, one of two stolen last month in Maplewood, the deputy found a trove from the burglaries. It included the video camera, a cell phone, an iPod, a shotgun and other items stolen last week.
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In addition to the three people seen in the video, investigators believed there was a fourth person running the camera. They believe that person is among the three caught.
You know, video cameras have really changed law enforcement in this country. Now, it’s become so advanced, the crooks are able to do the taping for them. Wow! Screw flying cars!
Police believe they have three in custody but the fourth is still at large, possibly taping a commentary for the director’s cut.
According to the story, the four boys videotaped themselves on a basketball court, playing video games and (wait for it) rapping. So that’s what happened to Vanilla Ice…
Jon Said,
March 20, 2007 @ 10:23 am
What a bunch of idiots… I can’t imagine how stupid they felt… wait, they did feel stupid, right? And Vanilla Ice was the one taping it… they wouldn’t let him in the rap.