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That’s My Parking Spot

Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Cars, Drugs

After returning to his dorm late one night after a party, a college senior circled the parking lot for over ten minutes looking for a parking space. He saw one open up but was beat out by another man. So enraged was he that he snatched the driver of the other car from his vehicle and assaulted him. An eyewitness called the police who quickly arrived. As he struggled with the police, a small bag of marijuana fell from his pocket. The man was arrested for DUI and drug possession.

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