Dumb Criminals

The Chase Is…A Bit Off

Monday, June 8th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs

If you’re ever pulled over by the police for a traffic infraction, there aren’t many made-up excuses that will get them out of your hair. Usually, the best excuse is the truth. Note the fact that I said “usually.”

A man stopped by police said he was chasing after a man who had just stolen his marijuana, according to the Hazleton Times.

The stop was part of a “Buckle Up” awareness campaign to make sure people were wearing their seat belts. Something tells me he “forgot.”

The driver admitted to police that he was speeding, but it was only because someone had stolen his iPhone and three bags of pot. That explains a lot. You’d have to be high to buy one of those things!

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