Dumb Criminals

The Dumb People’s Court

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs, Drunks

It’s never a good idea to piss off a court judge, especially by doing it before you’ve even entered their courtroom.

One man learned that lesson when he got busted for selling drugs while he was on his way to court on his pending drug charges, according to The Oregonian.

He also had methamphetamine on him at the time of the undercover sting in addition to the steroids he tried to sell to the officer. The man is an illegal narcotic Costco.

He also committed several traffic offenses and was driving drunk during the course of the bust. I take that last line back, he’s an illegact act Costco.

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  • Henke says: October 6th, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    And we need a category for people who does dumb stuff in relation to going to court and the police station.

  • Dixie Normous says: January 6th, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    The only way this could get worse would be if he tried dealing in the courtroom

  • Naomi says: January 20th, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Wow. This dude is so dumb! notjeven all my friends put together could be as dumb as this dude!!!!(my friends are REALLY dumb)

  • Kurt says: July 11th, 2010 at 9:23 am

    The people who are writing these articles seem to be as dumb or as illiterate as these criminals they’re writing about.

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